Inspired by Lil Nas X’s popular MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) music video, a reddit user has put together a D&D stat block for the usurper fiend depicted in the video.
The chaotic neutral, challenge rating 13 Montero is nothing to balk at, with Magic Resistance, Innate Spellcasting, Sneak Attack, and an ability called Quick Attune, allowing Montero to attune to any magic item immediately.
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The Montero music video has been under fire from concerned conservatives as it shows the gay artist giving a lap dance to Satan.
The song has shot up to #1 on the charts amid the controversy.
The music video also shows an otherworldly realm complete with a seductive snake being, purple grass, sentient flowers, and crumbling ruins — a setting that many D&D fans would feel right at home in.
Those hoping to include the Montero creature in their D&D games can thank reddit user u/ExistentialOcto who posted the stat block to the r/DnD subreddit last week.
Montero has an AC of 19, 161 HP, a flying speed of 90, and can make three attacks per turn.
This isn’t the first time this month that there has been a crossover between the D&D community and Lil Nas X, as his recent collaboration with the company MSCHF to sell pairs of Satan Shoes (human blood included) saw many on Twitter likening the #SatanicPanic that erupted as a result with the same worries that were directed at D&D back in the 80s.
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