(Sorry to the rest of the world, but this one’s just for UK residents)

Talk about one hell of an adventure.

Comic Relief is currently hosting a raffle for a two-day Dungeons and Dragons getaway to the UK’s Warwick Castle, complete with a professional DM, archery lessons, falconry, jousting, feasts, and much more.

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The D&D table will be helmed by none other than Mark Hulmes, who Critical Role fans will recognize as Calianna as well as the DM of the Tails of Equestria One-Shot.

Those eligible UK residents who are hoping to snag the grand prize will be able to do so by purchasing entries at Comic Relief’s website at £10 an entry — with all funds going towards fighting poverty in the UK and around the world. 

Don’t have the cash to drop on an entry? No problem! You can get one free entry by sending your name, phone number, email, date of birth, and country of residence with the reference “D&D Warwick – Comic Relief” to:

PO Box 12635 Colchester CO7 5AN

before April 2, as the prize draw closes on April 4.

Here’s a list of all the fun that will come with the trip, according to Comic Relief:

• A one-night D&D adventure for five people (the winner plus 4 guests) in the Great Hall of Warwick Castle with a professional Dungeon Master

• Free accommodation for the guests in a Woodland Lodge in the Knights Village at Warwick Castle

• Night-time buffet with wine/beer/soft drinks to be served whilst playing D&D

• Breakfast to be supplied the following morning at Knights Village Banqueting Hall

• VIP Day-time Food pass.

• Warwick Castle guidebook for each guest

• Personalised Coat of arms Souvenir for each guest

• Free Parking

• Special VIP private Falconry Display

• Warwick Castle VIP Dungeon Pass for each guest

• Special VIP Private Sword Fighting

• Special VIP Archery Lessons

• Special VIP Learn to Joust

• ‘Gauntlet Challenge’. They will be able to earn points for their team as they put into practise the mounted skills that they have learnt.

• The chance to dress up in medieval costume and armour, have their own title and coat of arms for the day

• D&D will cover reasonable costs of transportation (to be agreed in advance of the evening between the winner and in writing) for the winning group to/from Warwick, within the UK.

• D&D will provide a Professional Dungeon Master to run the evening D&D game in the Great Hall for the group.

• D&D will provide goody bags for each member of the group, to include books, accessories, and official merch.

• A photographer to document all their best moments from the experience

• A portrait of their D&D character by one of their official artists*

• The guests will create a character to be included as an NPC in an upcoming D&D product*

• At the end of the whole experience the winner will receive an extraordinary gift, a genuine medieval sword, hand-made and donated for free by Mark Taylor, Master Armourer at Dressed to Kill

The trip is expected to take place “after the UK government issues COVID-19 guidance confirming it is safe to do so.”

The winner will be picked and notified on April 4, and they will have two days to claim the prize.

BRB, we’re off to go see about getting that UK citizenship…

• See also:
  • 6 things I miss about playing Dungeons and Dragons at a physical table
  • Matt Mercer to GM a Diablo one-shot this Saturday at BlizzConline
  • Here’s why you should use Lingering Injuries to maim your PCs