The internet truly is a beautiful thing.
When the picture of Bernie Sanders sitting-back-relaxing at Joe Biden’s inauguration became the hottest meme of the day, it was only a matter of time before the D&D community got their hands on the senator’s now-iconic mittens.
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Twitter user Bebarce #blacklivesmatter (@bebarce) posted “a little something for your crew” to their twitter account on January 21, showcasing a stat block for the Mittens of Redistribution.
The magical item is a replication of Bernie’s beautifully patterned mittens, and include a few fancy utilities that will be sure to help the many.
A little something for your crew#dnd5e #ttrpg #BernieSanders pic.twitter.com/9Mi5fYqhXS
— Bebarce #blacklivesmatter (@bebarce) January 21, 2021
The Redistribution of Wealth feature allows the mittens to be passed over any unwanted adventuring hear, converting it into its fair market value in coins which are distributed evenly among party members.
The mittens can also use the Lending a Hand action, which can cause one of the following powers that are shared with the group “as the needs of the many ensures the prosperity of all.”
Lending a Hand Powers
+5 defense against cold attacks
+3 on Charisma checks out of combat
Seize the means of Production: +5 on all grapple and climbing rolls
Universal Healthcare: Each member gains 1 use of Healing Word
Advantage in offensive rolls against creatures with Chaotic Evil alignment
A pretty handy item to keep around, if you ask us!
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- Here’s how you can start playing Dungeons and Dragons for FREE
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